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Chocolate is extracted from the beans of a Cocoa plant.
Beans are VEGETABLE
Sugar is extracted from Sugar beat.
Sugar beat is a VEGETABLE.

Therefore, Chocolate is a VEGETABLE.

Let's spin the theory further:

Chocolate bars contain milk.
Therefore, Chocolate bars are HEALTHY.

Raisins, cherries, orange peel and strawberries in chocolate belong to the fruit family.
So, eat AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.

Chocolate is good for Stress.

Just think:

STRESSED

...read backwards is....

DESSERTS

Chocolate is a form of DESSERTS.


YAY =)



Now, go savour that bar without that lingering feeling of guilt.


Okok. As you all can tell, I'm bored out of my mind.










SOMEONE MOTIVATE ME, PLEASE!!!