How to Touch A Girl x Jojo

My life is soooo mundane.

Where iz zee zest?!
Brrring it back.

Lord.
I've absolutely no life.
YUP.

Zilch.

Last time I checked, I was immersed in completing that darned PP.

And oh!
To add: NO JOB!

Hence, the equation:
No life + (No job + No money) + No zest + No events = I feel like Anna Nicole Smith.

Which would be great, considering she's got fab pom-poms.
But point is, she's dead.

And that's how I feel, people.

DEAD.

URGHHHH.

Frust-traaaaaaa-teenggggg.

I need excitement.

Oooh.

Excite me...
Excite me, excite you, excite me.

Okay.
You know what?
This is getting bimbotic.

Right.
So, here are the naked pictures of myself I took in the shower the other day.








yea balls.










BAH!