Love is Gone x David Guetta

All these "We want Chinese" (whatever that means) and "Thanks for applying but we require you to speak basic Mandarin" thing has got to cease.

I DO understand basic Mandarin and I CAN (somewhat) speak basic Mandarin.
I'm really not that bad, trust me.
I've got a sister who's taking up Conversational Mandarin and who demands speaking to me in Mandarin at home to "practice".

Is it because I'm not Chinese looking?
Huh!?
That's THE reason, right?!?

I'm THIS close to migrating to Frankfurt.
THIS CLOSE.

URGHHH.